5 Reasons why King Candy from “Wreck-It Ralph” is the WORST
Disney Villain Ever
By: Brian Cotnoir
Welcome back to this,
the third instillation of my Disney Villain Top 5’s. This week will be looking at who I consider
to be the Worst Disney Villain. Now most
people would assume that I’d go with someone like Hans from “Frozen” or Gaston from “Beauty and the Beast”, but no there is a
villain whose for worst, far more pathetic, and probably the worst movie
Villain, Disney has come up with yet. I
of course am talking about King Candy from Disney’s “Wreck-It Ralph” and here are 5 reasons why I think he is the Worst
Disney Villain.
1.) He’s Prejudice
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| Aint no Glitches allowed in my Candy Kingdom |
2.) He’s (possibly) a pedophile
Am I the only person
who thinks it’s sketchy that an older adult male is competing in a sport with
only little girls? Yeah, King Candy
sends up all kinds of red flags. Why is
it that King Candy hates glitches, but wants to race with little girls? Yeah, that’s pretty darn sketchy if you ask
me. I think there’s a reason to suspect
that King Candy is a potentially a pedophile.
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| King Candy is such a creep! |
3.) He is Egotistical
King Candy has an
ego. He thinks he’s better than everyone;
he tries to tell people what to do and how to live their lives. He very well possibly has a God-complex too. He is willing to put the lives of other
videogame characters in danger to get exactly what he wants, including
murder...
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| You cocky Jerk, you! |
4.) Murders and attempts to murder other game characters
SPOILERS: King Candy is actually another video game
character named Turbo, who was a part of a popular racing arcade game, however
when Turbo’s popularity began to dwindle he left his game and went into another
more popular game causing both games to sabotage it, but as a result cost both
games to suffer serious malfunctions and as a result both gamesunplugged:
meaning everyone in both games was killed.
After both games were unplugged King Candy snuck into the Sugar Rush
game and re-wrote some of the games code in hopes of taking over the game. He killed before and was more than willing to
kill off all the characters in Sugar Rush to satisfy his over-inflated ego.
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| Heeeeeeeeeeerrrrrreeeeee'ssss Turbo! |
5.) He doesn’t even get a villain song
How can you be a good
Disney villain if you don’t even get a villain song? Yes, there’s a song on the soundtrack called “King
Candy”, but it’s only an instrumental, no lyrics, or singing from King Candy
whatsoever. How can you ever be a great
Disney Villain if you don’t even get your own Villain song? That reason alone was more than enough to
make me count King Candy from “Wreck-It
Ralph” as the Worst Disney Villain Ever.
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Ok first of all the reese's kid is a boy. Still a pedo but yea. Second all of these are, in my opinion, reasons he is a GOOD villain. He's a creep and not the only Disney villain to kill to meet his ends (Scar, dude?) And thirdly NO ONE gets a song in this movie! It's one of those rare disney flicks with no songs!!
ReplyDeleteOriginally, I was going to go w/ Hans from "Frozen", but the only reasons I could come up with is he's a tool and he doesn't get a song in the movie. I agree w/ what you (in retrospect) that the reasons are describing why he's a good Disney Villain (perhaps, I should've done 5 Reasons why he's the Most Horrible or 5 reasons why he's the most underrated). and lastly....Really, that Resses Kid is a Boy????? o_0....are you sure??? lol
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