10 Things I hate about "10 Things I Hate About You"

10 Things I hate about “10 Things I Hate About You”

By: Brian Cotnoir

I have been a substitute teacher for 4 years now, and in that time I have covered all sorts of classes.  Some Days I get to teach something I really enjoy like History or Gym, and other days I have to teach stuff I really struggle with like Geometry or Anatomy, and then some days I don’t have to teach anything at all because the teacher I’m covering for just leaves me a movie, and all I have to do is sit back and watch.  IT was just the other week I was subbing in a High School English Class that I was forced to endure the suffering of having to watch “10 Things I Hate About You” 4 times in one day!  Much to my horror and dismay, the students in every class actually enjoyed this cine-massacre.  It was moronic, it was poorly written, it had so many flaws, and me being the smart-mouthed cynical film critic that I am, I have compiled my own 10 Things list of 10 Things I hate about “10 Things I Hate About You”.

1.) Half-A$$ed Shakespeare References

But Clearly the writers of this film aren't

“10 Things I Hate About You” is a loose adaptation of William Shakespeare’s Taming of the Shrew. The Class I was covering for was reading the play in class, and why their teacher thought this this would be better to watch in class than the 1967 film “Taming of the Shrew” with Liz Taylor and Richard Burton, is beyond me!  To quote the late & great film critic Roger Ebert: “’10 Things I Hate About You’ is inspired in a kinduva way, by ‘Taming of the Shrew’, in the same sense that ‘Starship Troopers’ is inspired by ‘Titus Andronicus’”.  Roger Ebert hits the hammer on the head with this one, I mean just because there are a few subtle references to Taming of the Shrew, doesn’t mean that it’s a direct representation of it.  The references to Shakespeare in this film try to be blatantly obvious, but you would still have to point out most of the references to the students.

2.) Tokenism

Now this isn’t just a specific problem with “10 Things I Hate About You”, but it was indeed a problem with most teen films from the mid-1990’s to early 2000’s; tokenism.  Every movie has its fair share of token characters to show diversity in an otherwise white-washed film.  Cameron is the stereotypical Nerdy scrawny new guy, meant to represent the “everyman” in film.  His new friend Michael is the token nerd/master schemer, Patrick is the token bad boy, Kat is the token tough chick, Mr. Morgan is the token Angry Black teacher at the White Suburban High School, Chastity is Bianca’s token black best friend!  I mean it’s like the screenwriters of this film came together and said “Character Development?!  We don’t have time for that; all our characters will have overblown stereotypical traits so that nothing will be confusing or original for our audience!

3.) The Moronic Cliques

     So there’s a scene early on in the film where Cameron is being shown around the campus by Michael where he introduces them to the most unrealistic group of High School cliques ever seen.  There are the white boys who have dreadlocks and act like Black Rastafarians, there are the group of kids who dress up like cowboys with stenson hats and lassos, the Future Business Leaders club that all dress and act like a bunch of 1980’s Yuppies, and this group of rich preppy kids who are addicted to coffee so much that there’s actually a coffee station on School grounds.  I have never in my life seen a poorer or more unrealistic representation of High School students in my entire life.  If there were actual kids like this in High School then I’m pretty sure they would get their a$$es kicked on a daily basis!

4.) Every kid—and I mean every kid—in this film is such a tool!

Not only are the actors in the High School Cliques Moronic and Annoying, but so is every individual character in this film as well, and I mean this in the most sincere way: I wanted so badly to beat every student at Padua High School over the head with a brick.  Every single character in this film is an annoying, one-dimensional tool!  And shockingly enough the one character who is the least annoying and least fake is Joe Donner.  That’s right; the films antagonist is the least annoying and most realistic character in the film.  I have seen plenty of guys like Joey in High School, but every other character in “10 Things I Hate About You” is like the parody of a high school character.

5.) Heath Ledger’s Accent

No, just that you couldn't do a good
American accent at this point in time

Oh Heath Ledger this was at a time in your career where you could just barely pass enough to be an American teenager, but your failure to keep your accents straight reminded us all, oh wait he’s not an American teen, he’s an adult from Australia!  Now some people will argue there’s the point where Ledger’s character Patrick says that he speaks with his accent is because he lived in Australia until he was 10, but that is a cop out explanation!  They said the same thing about Olivia Newton John’s character in “Grease” (in the play here name is actually Sandy Dumbrowski; not Olsen like in the film, and she’s not from Australia like in the play too).  Look Heath, you went on to become a Great Actor and I am so sad that you are gone, but every actor has that one early role that they may feel ashamed about, and this probably was the one for you.  Sorry.

6.) The Most Over the Top and Unrealistic High School Party ever

The Party scene in this movie is the Most over-the-top and unrealistic High School Party I’ve ever seen in film.  How do that many teenagers show up at once and not arouse suspicion from neighbors or authorities? Also how is it that Cameron and Michael were able to toss out that my flyers to a party and not one of them end up in the hands of a teacher or school official?  Also, the party was partly staged by Michael to get revenge on a boy named Bogey Lowenstein.  How is it that not one person asked Bogey about the party?  How did he not find out that the whole school was going to show up at his parents’ house for a party?  Nothing about this party is realistic.

7.) Negative Portrayal of Feminism

This "Kat" has got some claws (ba dum ch!)

I was reading an article on Buzzfeed called “The Kat Stratford Guide To Being An Awesome Feminist”, and as I was reading the post I couldn’t help but notice that almost none of the things said in the article advocate that she is a feminist.  A feminist—by definition—is a person who supports feminism: the advocacy of women’s rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.  Kat doesn’t do anything to say or show that she is looking for equality, if anything she comes off as more of an “heinous bitch” as Ms. Perky put it.  If you wanted to argue that Kat is an Independent Film icon in film, I would agree with you one-hundred percent, but a “Feminist” she is not.  Kat has this attitude in the film that she is smarter, better, and more mature then most people; especially men, which would make her more of a misandrist than a feminist.  And in some ways, I feel like Kate is the female equivalent of Randal Graves from “Clerks” because both are rude, anti-social, and over opinionated.  Oh yeah, these two would be the Couple from Hell if they were ever to get together!  

The Kat Stratford Guide To Being An Awesome Feminist

8.) The Most Annoying and Moronic Father in TV/Film since Homer Simpson

Oh Dear God is Walter Stratford an annoying and moronic character.  I mean, wow!  Were the screenwriters of this film even trying?  Walter Stratford isn’t a loving or worrisome single father, he is overprotective of his two daughters to the point that it borderlines on child abuse.  Actor Larry Miller gives possibly one of the least funny and competent performances I have ever seen in a film for his role of Walter Stratford.  He should’ve at least been nominated for a Razzie Award for Worst Actor in Supporting Role!

Oh God, Do I hate You!

9.) Generic recycling of “She’s All That”

Now, I remember where I've seen this
plot before!

“10 Things I Hate About You” wasn’t the first time a film studio tried to make a modern retelling of a work of classic literature.  During this time teen audiences were also treated to films like Baz Luhrman’s 1996 adaptation of “Romeo + Juliet”, the 1998 modern retelling of Charles Dickens Great Expectations, and “Cruel Intentions” based on the classic French Novel Dangerous Liaisons.  If I make take another quote from “Roger Ebert’s review of the film because he sums it up better than I ever could: “...the movie is charming, despite its exhausted wheeze of an ancient recycled plot (boy takes bribe to ask girl to prom, then discovers that he really likes her—but then she finds out about the bribe and hates him).  I haven’t seen an idea like that in almost two months, since “She’s All That”.  That’s right even Roger Ebert calls bullsh!t on this film

Roger Ebert's review of "10 Things I Hate About You"

10.) Moronic Teen Romance

This films “Romance” element is too dumb even by teen movie standards.  It is made apparent that from the time Cameron lays his eyes on Bianca, he wants to bang her...and you know what so does everyone else in the school as well.  And my word does he go out of his way to try and win this girl over, from pretending to know French so he can “tutor” her, to convincing a random stranger that he wants to date Bianca’s sister, Kat, and he even gets his friend Michael involved in his plot to get this girl too.  Why?  What does Michael stand to gain by helping Cameron get into Bianca’s pants?  Seriously, name one couple that you know that got together in High School that are still together, I bet you can’t.  I mean, seriously Cameron goes out of his way to try win this girl, and what is the guarantee that she will love him back in return.  I have never been a fan of Romance in movie, and I’m even less of a fan when it’s in a Teen Romance movie.