Monday, May 30, 2016

Character Analysis: Brian Johnson

Character Analysis: Brian Johnson
By: Brian Cotnoir

Well it’s almost that time of year again.  Another school year has come and gone.  Many students are looking forward to graduation, while others are looking forward to Summer vacation.  So I decided that in honor of the end of another school year, I would write a Character Analysis on a student character in film.  Very few films stand the test of time and hold as much relevance today as they did back then as John Hughes 1985 cult classic “The Breakfast Club”.  The story of a group of 5 students from different social groups and backgrounds who are forced to spend their Saturday in detention.  Instead of working on the essay their Principal assigned them to write, they spend most of the day talking, arguing, sharing stories about their home lives, smoking pot, dancing, and just trying not to get caught by Mr. Vernon.  Anyone of the characters from “The Breakfast Club” would have been a great choice for me to write a Character Analysis on, but the one I have chosen to write one on is Brian Johnson: The Geek.

CHARACTER: Brian Johnson from “The Breakfast Club” (1985)

Brian Johnson from "The Breakfast Club"
Brian Johnson is one of 5 students at Shermer High School forced to spend their Saturday in detention.  Early on we see Brian has come to the detention prepared to study and work on various class assignments.  As his day progresses we view him desperately trying to seek the approval of the others.  When questioned by student John Bender, if he’s still a virgin, Brian makes up a lie saying that he lost his virginity to a girl he met at Niagara Falls, and then lies and said he also had sex with Claire—a popular girl in the Saturday detention with them.    Brian is in detention because his flare gun went off in his locker.  Brian admits that this is the reason why he is in detention when he’s sitting around the library with the other students.  When asked by Andrew why he had a gun in his locker, Brian replied “I can’t have an F”.  Brian tells his classmates that he failed his Shop Class earlier this year; it was the first time he ever received an F.  Brian goes on to tell the others about how strict his parents are with his grades, and how he’s devastated at the loss of his perfect Grade Point Average.  This confession makes Brian appear somewhat mentally unstable and anal retentive.  Brian’s stress over his grades is most likely brought on by the pressure from his parents to achieve academic perfection.  He says that “I can’t have an F. And I know my parents can have it”, so by that we can accurately assume that his parents hold him to the highest standard (academically).  It is unclear if Brian brought the flare gun to school mistaking it for a real gun, but it is heavily implied that he was having suicidal thoughts over receiving an F.  Claire tells Brian that “killing yourself is not an option” to which he snaps back “Well I didn’t do it!”.  Why a student deserves a Saturday detention rather than psychological help for contemplating suicide is beyond me, and I’m just going to chock that one into the “it was a different time back then” scenario.

THE ACTOR:

Anthony Michael Hall
Brian is played by actor Anthony Michael Hall.  This wasn’t the first time Hall has played the Geek character in a film.  In fact, he’s the actor who revolutionized the Geek character in film and made him the everyman that people like and root for.  Before Anthony Michael Hall, most film characters who played geeks were neurotic and panned up for comedic relief like Jerry Lewis’s character in “The Nutty Professor”.  Anthony Michael Hall’s geek character archetype led to many successful and beloved acting performances in films like “Sixteen Candles”, “Weird Science”, and “The Breakfast Club”. 

THE CHARACTER IS SIMILAR TO OR INSPIRED BY:

As I mentioned above, Anthony Michael Hall has set the standard for how to play a geek character in film. Every other geek character in film pretty much takes direct inspiration from Anthony Michael Hall, everyone form Ducky in “Pretty in Pink” (another John Hughes film), to McLovin in “Superbad”, and Columbus in “Zombieland”. All share many distinctive similarities to all of Hall’s performances.  Their characters are socially-awkward, (usually) intelligent, they have unique but distinguishable quirks, and they fail time after time at trying to pick up women.

Ducky from "Pretty in Pink"

McLovin from "Superbad"



FATE OF THE CHARACTER:


After spending the whole day talking to the others and sharing in some friendly bonding and experiences that may last a lifetime, Brian has to come to a sad—but inevitable—realization.  When school resumes on Monday morning, they will most likely go back to their own social groups, and will not remain friends.  Even with this devastating news from his newest friends, Brian tells the others that he would never shun or ignore any of them if they approached him in the hallway; even though they all told him that they would most likely turn away from him if he approached them.  As the detention draws to an end, all the others approach Brian and convince him to write the essay that they were all supposed to be working on during their detention, since they consider him to be the smartest.  Brian agrees to do this favor for his new friends and composes a letter roughly 1/10th the size that their Principal instructed them to write at the beginning of the detention setting.  The essay that Brian wrote is read out loud as the film ends, and he signs it “Sincerely Yours, The Breakfast Club”.


Thursday, May 19, 2016

Character Analysis: Olaf

Character Analysis: Olaf

By: Brian Cotnoir

I like “Frozen”.  There I said it, and I’m not even embarrassed.  Even the toughest and most rugged of men can have a Disney side.  Not only is this one of my favorite Animated Films, but it’s one of my favorite films of All-Time.  Nothing makes me happier then when my three-year-old niece asks me if we can watch “Frozen” together.  I enjoy this film.  I like the animation, I like the songs (yes, even “Let it go”), I like the story, but most of all this film has probably my favorite Disney Character ever, Olaf.  From the first time I saw this titular snowman in the film, I became instantly intrigued and fascinated by him; I found him to be charming, funny, and especially entertaining.  So today we are paying tribute to Olaf and analyze what makes him so darn awesome.

CHARACTER: Olaf from “Frozen” (2013)

Olaf from "Frozen"
Olaf is a anthropomorphic snowman created by Elsa, the Snow Queen of Arendelle. We first see him very early on in the film.  He is just a typical snowman created by a very young Elsa for her younger sister Anna.  Olaf cannot speak, or move, and has no conscious thoughts.  Many years later after Elsa runs away to the high icy mountain tops she uses her snow powers to create a snowman before creating a giant ice palace for herself to reside in.  For reasons never explained, Olaf is now alive and wanders through the mountains of woods on his own until he comes across Anna, Kristoff, and Sven the reindeer.  Olaf greets them with this typical greeting “Hi, I’m Olaf, and I like warm hugs”.  Olaf is a very kind-natured, innocent, and naive snowman whose only dream is to experience Summer (completely unaware of the fact that he will melt in the heat).  Olaf agrees to take the others to Elsa’s ice palace.  Even though, he was told not to enter the palace by Anna, Olaf can’t help himself and rushes in to meet his creator.  Even though, Elsa comes off as cold-hearted (no pun intended) and a little hostile, Olaf is beyond excited to meet his creator, and she is even more surprised to learn that he is alive.  Despite being tossed out, by Elsa’s evil snow henchman, Olaf is still delighted to have met her and hopes to see her again.  Unfortunately, Elsa’s ice powers hit her sister Anna in the heart, and now it’s up to Olaf, Kristoff, and Sven to rescue Anna.



THE VOICE ACTOR:

Olaf is voiced by Broadway singer Josh Gad.  Before, taking the voice role of Olaf, Gad was best known for playing Elder Arnold Cunningham in the hit Broadway show, “The Book of Mormon”.  Gad, not only does a fantastic job as a voice actor, but being a Broadway actor too also means he was more than capable of providing the singing voice for Olaf as well.  This is a nice change of pace, because in the past Disney Animated films have one voice actor for the speaking parts, and one for the singing parts.  Josh Gad does an amazing job at both.

CHARACTER IS SIMILAR TO OR INSPIRED BY:

Frozen” is a lose adaptation of Hans Christian Anderson’s The Snow Queen. Walt Disney himself started developing the plot to the film back in 1959.  Disney, unfortunately never got adapt the story into an animated film, and the project remained in limbo for decades (not to mention went through many re-writes).  Olaf was not a part of the original story of The Snow Queen, and is definitely a creation of a Disney in an attempt to create a character for comic relief purposes.  Olaf, definitely falls in the same category of Wisecracking, funny Disney Sidekick like the late Robin William’s, Genie from “Aladdin” and Eddie Murphy’s, Mushu from “Mulan”.  Film Critic, Chad Rocco (aka CR! From Channel Awesome) did an episode on Olaf for his show “Familiar Faces”, and I highly recommend you check out his video on Youtube for more details.

CR!'s Analysis on Olaf (A Must Watch)


FATE OF THE CHARACTER:

Olaf and Kristoff manage to get Anna to safety, and after an intense battle between Elsa, Kristoff, Olaf, and Prince Hans.  The spell is broken when Anna sacrifices herself to save her sister, and everyone lives happily ever after.  Arendelle is thawed and Olaf finally gets to experience summer, despite melting, he is brought back to his solid state by Elsa and she uses her ice powers to give him his own personal flurry so he can survive in Summer.


That’s all we know of Olaf up to this point, but I’ll be sure to add on any more details we learn about him when/if “Frozen 2” is released in theaters. 

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Character Analysis: Angel Face

Character Analysis: Angel Face

By: Brian Cotnoir

Angel Face from "Fight Club"
The First rule of Asylum for Nerds is you must share this article.  The second rule of Asylum for Nerds is you must share this article.  Fight Club: has there ever been a more masculine title for a book/film?  I don’t think so.  Ever since Fox Studios made a film version of Chuck Palahniuk’s novel of the same name, “Fight Club” has gone on to inspire a loyal cult following.  Millions of men around the world have identified with the stories nameless narrator, and have also aspired to be like the macho and ripped Tyler Durden.  Even though the Narrator and Tyler Durden (played by Edward Norton and Brad Pitt respectively) are the two most easily identical characters associated with the book and film, they aren’t the only ones who are iconic or memorable.  There’s also Helena Bonham-Carter’s character Marla Singer, and Meatloaf’s Robert Paulson, but ther is another—nameless—character in the film who has gained a loyal cult following (in both the film and in real life), and that character is Angel Face.  But what is it about this character that makes him so special and memorable?  Let’s take a look at him shall we?

CHARACTER: Angel Face from “Fight Club” (1999)

Angel Face scarred up after fight with Narrator
Angel Face is first introduced to the film at one of the nights at Fight Club held by the Narrator & Tyler Durden.  We never learn his actual name, he is merely referred to as “Angel Face” is both the novel and the film, though, he is sometimes referred to as “Mister Perfect Angel Face” by the resentful Narrator.  Angel Face is described as being very young and having beautiful blonde hair and facial features.  It is because of the reasons that the narrator harbors a deep resentment towards him, and believes that Angel Face is trying to usurp him, and find favoritism with Tyler Durden.  This resentment eventually boils over and Angel Face is savagely bludgeoned by the Narrator one night at Fight Club.  The Narrator proclaims “[he] wanted to destroy something beautiful”, and hence Angel Face loses his good looks.  The next time we see Angel Face in the film he is being recruited for Tyler Durden’s newest plan, Project Mayhem, and still bears the disfigured scars left on his face by the Narrator.  He takes great pleasure in their corporate destruction and is a highly active and willing participant in Project Mayhem

THE ACTOR:

Actor Jared Leto plays Angel Face in "Fight Club"
Angel Face is played by future Academy Award® Winning Actor & Musician Jared Leto.  Leto definitely fits the description of Angel Face in the film; he was young, good looking, and had blonde hair.  Leto was really the best choice for the role, and I believe is just as important as Brad Pitt for making this film a must-see for many Female audience members.  I know so many women who are huge fans of Leto’s band 30 Seconds to Mars, and saw this film solely to see him act in it.  Another reason why I believe Leto was the best choice for the person to play Angel Face in “Fight Club” is because of his now famous notoriety for playing characters in film who end up being horribly disfigured and brutally killed such as in “Requiem for a Dream”, “American Psycho”, and “Panic Room”. 

CHARACTER IS SIMILAR TO OR INSPIRED BY:

We have seen other characters like Angel Face in film and stories before; the young person who joins a cause (possibly) looking for belonging and acceptance, and becomes heavily involved in the cause doing anything and everything he is asked to do by the group’s leader.  The only character I can think off the top of my head who draws similarities to Angel Face is a character named Tim from a 2008 German film called “Die Welle” (or “The Wave”).  Both are dedicated to their group’s leader and their cause, and feel that what they are doing for their cause is extremely important and justifiable.

Angel Face taking part in his Project Mayhem initiation

Tim wasn't accepted into Project Mayhem



FATE OF THE CHARACTER:


It is never clearly explained what happened to Angel Face and the rest of the members of Project Mayhem.  We see them arrive at Parker-Morris Building just as the Narrator begins to have is existential battle with his alter ego, Tyler Durden (and no, I did not feel the need to declare a SPOILER Warning because if you haven’t already seen “Fight Club” before reading this article it’s your own damn fault!)  The last scene we see in the film is of the Narrator and Marla Singer watching the buildings being blown up by the members of Project Mayhem, it is never officially stated in the film whether or not Angel Face and the other members of Project Mayhem died in the destruction as well or if they were merely just there to watch the show.  Personally, I think he must have died in the explosion with all the others, but that’s just my opinion.

Sunday, May 1, 2016

Character Analysis: Lipstick-Face Demon

Character Analysis: Lipstick-Face Demon

By: Brian Cotnoir

When you’ve seen as many Horror films as I have, you pretty much become immune to fear.  However, most recently there has been a new Horror movie character that has managed to terrify me multiple times.  He is a character who has made me scream out in terror in the theaters multiple times and that character has the bizarre name of “Lipstick-Face Demon”.  Don’t let the name fool you; this character from James Wan and Leigh Whannell’s “Insidious” Franchise is more terrifying than Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, and Leatherface.

CHARACTER: Lipstick-Face Demon from “Insidious” (2011) and 
Insidious: Chapter 3” (2015)

Lipstick-Face Demon in "Insidious: Chapter 3"
So this is going to sound a little bit confusing, but I’ll try to make this as simple as I can.   Lipstick Face Demon’s first appearance technically comes in “Insidious Chapter 3” because everything occurs before the events in the first film.  Lipstick-Face Demon appears behind Elise Reiner, a spiritual medium, in her bedroom at the very end of the film.  He is—well-a demon who is from the astral plain known as “The Further”.  He has dark black skin, furry legs, and hooves for feet.  He also has razor sharp finger nails and green-yellow eyes, and his voice can only be heard by a select few.  Lipstick-Face Demon captures the spirit of a young boy named, Dalton Lambert.  With no medical explanation for why their son isn’t responding to anything, and mysterious and spooky things starting to happen around their home, the Lambert family ends up seeking help from Elise. Elise informs the family that their son is lost somewhere in The Further and that he is being held captive by a malevolent demon, who hopes to use Dalton’s body as way to break free of The Further.

Lipstick-Face Demon in "Insidious"


THE ACTOR:

Joseph Bishara plays the role of Lipstick-Face Demon
The Actor who plays Lipstick-Face Demon isn’t even an actor at all, but is someone who has close ties to the Horror film industry.  Joseph Bishara plays Lipstick-Face Demon in “Insidious” and “Insidious Chapter 3”, and he is also the Films Composer.  Bishara has composed the soundtrack for all three “Insidious” films as well as the scores in other James Wan films such as “Annabelle”, “The Conjuring” and its sequel, and many other Horror films.  I think it’s pretty nifty that the films composer has a small, but iconic role in the film.  It’s definitely a neat little fun-fact.  Plus, I find it funny that I find Bishara terrifying as Lipstick-Face Demon, but when you see him without the make up on he doesn’t look scary or intimidating.


CHARACTER IS SIMILAR TO OR INSPIRED BY:

Everyone who has seen Lipstick-Face Demon has had the same initial thought of him: “Hey, he kind of looks like Darth Maul from “Star Wars—Episode 1”, and I definitely see the similarities with the red and black faces.  Lipstick-Face Demon also has some traits of biblical demon portrayals (the red and black skin, the glowing eyes, the furry legs and hooves, etc.).

"Lipstick-Face Demon, I....am your father!"

".......Whatever, dude"


FATE OF THE CHARACTER:


Dalton’s Spirit is saved by his father Josh who journeys into the further to save his son, and Lipstick-Face Demon is unable to takeover Dalton’s body.  So it is safe to assume that he is still lurking in The Further waiting for his next opportunity to escape.

He's waiting for you!

Thursday, April 7, 2016

Character Analysis: Charlotte La Bouff

Character Analysis: Charlotte La Bouff
By: Brian Cotnoir

Hey, it’s been a while since I’ve talked about Disney, so here I am to do another Character Analysis.  I’d like to start out by thanking my friends and family for helping me choose which Disney character I was going to do an analysis on, and by the narrowest margin of 3-votes-to-2, they requested that I do a Character Analysis on Charlotte La Bouff from “The Princess and the Frog”.  I hope you all appreciate it, and if there are any other characters you’d like me to do a Character Analysis on you can always make a request in the comment section.

CHARACTER: Charlotte La Bouff from “The Princess and the Frog” (2009)

Charlotte La Bouff from "The Princess and the Frog"
Charlotte is the only daughter of Eli “Big Daddy” La Bouff a wealthy Sugar Baron from New Orleans.  Despite being raised in a life of great wealth and privilege, she still manages to end up best friends with Tiana, a young black girl from a lower class, hardworking family.  Charlotte has one goal in life: marry a prince and become a princess.  Charlotte is incredibly hyper (possibly an undiagnosed sufferer of ADHD) and is constantly making herself the center of attention with her loud hit pitched screams of joy and her constant grabbing of people to make them pay attention to her and grasp the magnitude of how excited she is.  Charlotte is overjoyed when she hears that Prince Naveen of Maldonia is going to be making a trip to New Orleans in hopes of marrying a rich Southern Belle. She is so excited that she keeps interrupting her father as he tries to tell Tiana about how he has invited Prince Naveen to stay with his family.  Charlotte is gung-ho and making a good impression on the Prince, and hires her best friend Tiana to make beignets for their masquerade ball.  Unbeknownst to Charlotte, though, Prince Naveen has been transformed into a frog, by the evil Voodoo Witch Doctor, Dr. Facilier, and his valet Lawrence has been giving a charm that makes him look like the Prince.  It is Facilier’s plan to get Lawrence (who is impersonating as the Prince) to marry Charlotte, and then kill her father after so the two of them can inherit his fortune.    



THE VOICE ACTRESSES:

Young Charlotte is voiced by Breanna Brooks and Jennifer Cody does the voice work for adult Charlotte. Both actresses do a phenomenal job in their brief screen time, and really do capture the sound of that Deep Southern/New Orleans accent.  Cody actually won an Annie Award for her voice acting performance in “The Princess and the Frog

CHARACTER IS SIMILAR TO OR INSPIRED BY:

All though I cannot confirm this, I suspect that Charlotte is a nod to the classic Disney trope of the young girls who watched their early films and used to dream of growing up to be a princess and wanting to marry a handsome prince in a fairy tale wedding.  I can’t prove that, but when you really watch the scenes at the beginning of the film with young Charlotte and Tiana, we see Charlotte dressed up as princess, listening to Tiana’s mother read them both the story of The Princess and the Frog, and she proclaims without hesitation that she would kiss over one hundred frogs if it meant she could grow up to marry a prince and be a real princess. I kind of feel like the writers were really trying to pay (a slight) homage to their old ways of marketing their films to young girls with that scene.

FATE OF THE CHARACTER:


Somebody Alert Chris Hanson, quick!
Prince Naveen ends up falling in love with Tiana and ends up marrying her after the two of them break the spell and defeat the evil Dr. Facilier.  Even though, she doesn’t end up marrying Prince Naveen, Charlotte is enthusiastically happy for her best friend and wishes Tiana the happily after romance that she has been waiting for her entire life.  However, Charlotte does end up meeting Prince Naveen’s younger brother and the two of them dance together at the Mardis Gras Ball.  Upon learning that Prince Naveen’s younger brother is only six-and-a-half-years-old she proclaims that she’s already waited that long to marry a prince and she can wait a little longer...which really makes her look like a gold-digger if you ask me.  Also, the fact that Prince Naveen’s brother is only six-years-old also makes Charlotte look kind of like a child predator (but that’s just my take on it).

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

5 of the Best Bands of the 90's that you've never heard of

5 of the Best Bands of the 90’s that you’ve never heard of

By: Brian Cotnoir

I’m so glad this remembering how awesome the 90’s was is still a trend.  I love turning on the radio and still being to hear awesome musical acts such as Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Bush, Foo Fighters, Alice in Chains, Oasis, and many other great bands.  However, there were so many other bands that didn’t get as much credit as the other groups in the 90’s for whatever reasons; maybe it was a lack of play on radio or MTV, maybe they were only popular around one geographic location, maybe they didn’t have a record label that could distribute their records to a wide enough audience, or maybe the band was only together for a very short time.  Any who, we are fortunate enough to live in a time where we have a much wider access to music (both old and new) and I’m here to pay tribute to those bands who deserved more credit and notoriety in the 90’s.

1.) Silverchair

Now this is one band that I’ll never understand how they never became more successful in the U.S.  Everyone talks about the Seattle Grunge scene in the 90’s, and scores of fans proclaimed their love for two of the biggest bands from Seattle: Nirvana and Pearl Jam.  And one band managed to encompass the best parts of both those bands; that band was Silverchair.  This Alt Rock Band from Australia wrote and recorded their first album when they were just 14, and they had some mild success in the U.S. early in their careers, but they just didn’t have the staying power of most groups of that time, which is crazy considering how long they’ve lasted.  Silverchair’s original line up (Daniel Johns, Chris Janou, and Ben Gillies) played together for over 20 years, and when you consider that Nirvana’s final line up (Cobain, Novoselic, and Grohl) was around for only 3  years and is still considered one of the most successful bands at all time, it’s amazing that Silverchair wasn’t as popular.

Tomorrow


Ana's Song (Open Fire)


2.) HUM

Another obscure band from the 90’s has to be Champaign, Illinois, HUM.  Now people say that Weezer was the dorkiest looking band of the 90’s, but I’d make the argument that award should probably go to HUM.  I also think that was the ultimate downfall of the band HUM, other than having a pretty silly band name, the band really did not have any member who stood out that could be the face of the band.

Stars


3.) Veruca Salt

Staying in the state of Illinois we have another band named after the spoiled brat from the Roald Dahl’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.  What’s most surprising about Veruca Salt’s lack of success is that the band was fronted by two attractive young women, Louise Post and Nina Gordon.  Now you would have thought in the same time with other popular female musicians and bands like L-7, Alanis Morissette, Liz Phair, and The Breeders that they would have been able to stand the test of time, but alas Veruca Salt faded into obscurity.  However, I was beyond thrilled a few years back when they made live appearance and performance of their biggest hit “Seether” on the Conan O’ Brien show.  And by the way, did you know that the rock band Seether, took their name from that song too?  Just goes to show that the unknowing influence they’ve had on your musical tastes.

Veruca Salt perform "Seether" live at Glastonbury


4.) School of Fish

School of Fish should have been one of those quintessential 90’s groups, but surprisingly they didn’t last that long.  The band called it quits in 1994, and unfortunately their lead singer and rhythm guitarist Josh Clayton-Fell passed away in 2000 from testicular cancer, so there’s no chance of them reuniting.  However, the other members of the group have gone on to find some success in the music industry, and the band did leave us with one of the Most 90’s Music Videos of All-Time, for their song “Three Strange Days”.

3 Strange Days


5.) Local H


And we take one more trip back to Illinois to talk about another band from just outside of Chicago.  I’ve actually had the pleasure of seeing Local H play live when I was in college (it was the first show I ever went to without my parents).  This two man group managed to have some success in the mid 90’s touring the U.S. with Silverchair, and despite the fact that Scott Lucas is the only remaining member of the group, the band continue to be known for their energetic live shows, and their most popularly recognized song “Bound for the Floor”.

"Bound for the Floor"


Local H performing "Eddie Vedder" live

Friday, February 19, 2016

5 Other Great songs by One-Hit Wonders (Part II)

5 Other Great Songs by One-Hit Wonders (Part II)

By: Brian Cotnoir

     Hello all.  Well once again I’m here to talk about something I’m particularly fond of—at least musically—One-Hit Wonders!  You know, I’ve always been intrigued by the term “One-Hit Wonder; I think in order for any band or artist to have any success they need to have some credibility and/or fan following.  Just because they didn’t maintain popularity in the mainstream doesn’t mean they don’t have any other good songs in their set list.  And now I’m back here again to bring you another edition of 5 Other Great Songs by “One-Hit Wonders”.

1.) Say it isn’t so by The Outfield

YOU KNOW THEM FOR:



Since my days in college I’ve slowly seen 1980’s English New Wave band, The Outfield, gain more and more popularity in the United States.  Of course, their biggest and most well-known hit has to be “Your Love”—a song with an opening riff so simplistic than even a talent-less hack like me could figure out how to play it on guitar in under 5 minutes—but this isn’t the only good song.  For me personally, I think The Outfield’s best track has to be “Say it isn’t so”; an awesome rock ballad about trying to find lost love again.  I’m actually surprised that this wasn’t a bigger follow up hit to “Your Love”.  I think at the very least The Outfield should have been popular in the US until the Grunge Movement went mainstream.



2.) Miserable by Lit

YOU KNOW THEM FOR:



Lit is that band that you’ve heard of that you just aren’t aware you’ve heard of.  Pretty much everyone knows them for their popular song “My Own Worst Enemy”, but they have one other song that I actually think is better.  “Miserable” is a more somber and much heavier song, and really the own reason most people know this song is because of the accompanying music video that features the band sing on top of a giant bikini-clad Pamela Anderson.  “Miserable” also features one of the best opening lyrical verses in the history of rock:

You make me cum/you make me complete/you make me completely miserable

This is a perfect song or any person whose been broken up with a person who everyone had already told them was wrong for them.  I thoroughly enjoy this song whether I’m watching it’s hilariously entertaining music video or listening to it on the radio in my car.



3.) Tsunami by Steriogram

YOU KNOW THEM FOR:



This New Zealand Punk-Pop Quartet got famous after their song was sampled for an early IPod commercial, and I know so many people who try to sing this song as fast and as well as the bands vocalist Tyson Kennedy (but I can’t be the only one that’s realized the songs opening riff is just a sped up verson of Green Day’s “Warning”).  However Steriogram has a number of other great songs such as “White Trash”, “On and On”, and “Tsunami”.



4.) Shelf in the Room by Days of the New

YOU KNOW THEM FOR:



When you’re debut single spends a (then) record 16 Weeks in the #1 spot on Billboards Hot Mainstream Rock Tracks, it’s going to be hard to follow that act up.  However, I think the bands singer/songwriter/guitarist Travis Meekes found the perfect counter track with “Shelf in the Room”.  It’s more mellow, more somber, and has some more serious lyrical content, but still rocks as hard as “Touch, Peel, and Stand”.



5.) Heavy by Collective Soul  

YOU KNOW THEM FOR:




Georgia Alt Rock band, Collective Soul had the unfortunateness of being a Post-Grunge Band when mainstream radio listeners were starting to move away from that distinctive sound.  They are known primarily for the heavy distorted rock track “Shine”, but they actually have a great number of songs that keep them playing on the 90’s Alt Rock Festival circuit with bands like Eve 6, Smashmouth, Gin Blossoms.  One of those tracks is “Heavy”.  If you played NHL 2001 back in the day on the Original Sony PlayStation you remember hearing this song playing every time you started playing the game.  It’s a great song with a fast heavy riff and is every bit as enjoyable “Shine”.